Greetings Valued Reader,
Thank you for visiting my site and giving a rookie like me a chance to shine. Follow me on my rags to riches story as I pull this website up by the bootstraps and turn it into something unrealistically magical like free healthcare. Also, if you haven’t got a chance yet, pop over to our sister site Tequila Mockingbird, who is totally not me, by the way. I am Rae, and Tequila Mockingbird is actually run by my evil twin, Ear- not that they’ll ever admit that. The site is pretty weak right now, not gonna lie, but I heard Ear was captured by Somalian pirates and is currently swimming their way back to us as we speak. So hopefully you can look forward to a new and exciting review from them soon. (But hey, you can’t count on anyone can you?)
ANYhow, for all other types of random reviews: health, beauty, lifestyle, restaurants, movies, pornos, whatever you guys wanna see- Give me suggestions in the comments! Or don’t, I’m used to the disappointment.
As for the super near future, ergo this coming week, check out the list below for upcoming reviews.
THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF BEAUTY
The Four Horsemen of Beauty will showcase 4 products from four different categories of Health and Beauty. Next week the categories will include: Nails, Eyes, Face and Hair.
2. INTRODUCING… POPCORN PALS: A Movie Review
Our brand new segment, POPCORN PALS will take a look at new Movie “Get Out”. A social thriller directed by the famous Jordan Peele, from Key and Peele.
3.INTRODUCING… WISH U WERE HERE: A Travel Guide
Another new segment to the site, Wish U Were Here will explore popular hotel chain and indoor waterpark, Great Wolf Lodge as I document my stay there this weekend.
So stay tuned and make sure to throw in suggestions if there is something you would like to know more about. Maybe it’s something you’re too scared to try yourself. Don’t be ashamed. Fear keeps us alive. That’s why it’s a good thing I have nothing to live for.
(Yes, Reviews is actually my last name. I’ve heard all the jokes before so just keep em to yourself)